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evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.
by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016
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evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
by Jenkintown February 14, 2017
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Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
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Evelimar

A very pretty girl, all the guys love her, especially bushmen. Is a very caring friend and never stops laughing. Evelimar is also one of the most trusting people you will ever meet. But she might not be that good at fortnite
Bushman: Woah look at Evelimar!! I want to ask her out
Bushclan: Go for it!
by Daddy Dude Bro September 19, 2018
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eveningdreaming

The period before actual sleep, but still being awake, albeit a bit zoned-out
Husband: are you eveningdreaming.

Wife: yea, I should proabably head to bed.
by Kruchenko January 4, 2019
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Evening Dog

Hot dogs cooked around a firepit after the main meal.
Is it time for evening dogs?
by grrjr911 September 21, 2020
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Evening Push

A bunch of men go into the forest and walk in a straight line till one shoots a dear and saves it for supper
I shot a deer during the evening push
by Hohan the Great November 20, 2020
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