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ultra-epic-kards-gamer

A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
Oh are you just an (epic gamer).

I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.
by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 17, 2020
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EPIC GAMER

An epic gamer is a guy who has a big dick and gets all the pussy mostly playing minecraft or any other game than fortnite if he does play fortnite we have a brain dead freak not a EPIC GAMER on our hands.
Person 1:have you heard if the new guy.
Person 2:yes I heard he was an EPIC GAMER i so want him.
by Pussy destroyer3069 April 10, 2022
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epic gamer rage

An type of rage caused by epic gaming.
by Furrys? Hello no November 19, 2018
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Epic gamer moment

When a gamer has an epic gamer moment, there is no better feeling. Like a three piece with the sniper on BO4. Like asking a girl that's out of your league on a date and she accepts. EPIC!
DOZAAn_Epic_Gamer_xD: YO I JUST QUICKSCOPED THEIR ENTIRE TEAM
Random gamer: That's an epic gamer moment
by An_epic_gamer_xD July 11, 2019
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Epic Gamer

Ironic term used to describe a person, typically male, who is of low social status and cretinous intellect that spends most of their days in their mother's basement being a sweaty tryhard on video games while feeding on nothing other than caffeine and whatever fast food and other greasy snacks they can get their cheeto-covered fingers on - furthermore characterized as an immature virgin that uses the digital space as an outlet for their deep insecurities. Their style of communication also takes on a form akin to the typical gamer stereotype seen circa the start of the 21st century.

Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
"EZ EZ XDDDDDDDDD"

"This nigga is the biggest epic gamer I have ever seen."
by Hobkins Neitzen July 1, 2025
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Epic Gamer

I'm not talking about someone that is an epic gamer, I mean when an epic gamer beats you at something.
by Dr. Tart February 17, 2020
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Epic gamer Munter

someone who plays videogames and munts regularly
"Hey bro, do you wanna head down to the cemetery and munt your grandma after we play some minecraft?"
"Yeah lets do that, we have to keep the epic gamer munter streak going."
by The munting gigachad January 31, 2025
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