Enrique Iglesias

Hot but annoying Spanish weenie. His music is shit but he's a rather good-looking fellow. Some might call him queer, but he really isn't. He's dating some chicks named Anna, from Russia.

Has a song called "Tonight (I'm Fucking You)". Sounds desperate if you ask me.

Most of his fans are 12-35 year old single chicks.

Kid: Who's that on the radio? it sounds like a cat being strangled!
Another kid: That's Enrique Iglesias. He's hot, but he's not such a great singer.

See also:
Weenie wussoid pussy

by dotnosedgirl March 25, 2011

The Enrique

Like The Crawford, When someone puts their finger in a guys bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a mark of dookie on the guys face, leaving an Enrique Englasias-like mole on his face, lovingly placing a hair plucked from the anus onto the Enrique.

OMG Stacey, I totally gave Todd The Enrique this morning after I milked his prostate again.

by T_Lex April 19, 2010

Enrique

Cute and hot but Simply, a heart breaker, doesn't know what being faithful means. dates a girl and all her friends. #1 fuckboy

?: look isnt enrique so cute

!: yea but hes such a fuckboy

by ItsOnlyTheTruthSryLol October 15, 2017

enrique iglesias

latin fairy piece of shit. see douche bag or cock gobbler

You listen to that douche bag enrique iglesias? YOU FAGGOT! *kicks ass*

by Paul the non-douche October 31, 2003

Enrique Iglesias

someone who cries over petty matters....infact who cries all the time...

don't ya tell him that his galfrnd is hanging around wth someone else...he is such an enrique iglesias.

by not-enrique-iglesias July 21, 2009

enrique

always wrong and a huge nerd

enrique is a HUGE nerd

by chicktapus May 10, 2018

Enrique

A complete piece of shit that throws everyone who could be a potential challenge to his power under the bus, making them look bad and making himself look good. Constantly berates everyone around him and has a bad temper. Sometimes has pedophile-like tendencies. Also enjoys blumpkins that involve receiving a blowjob in a public bathroom. Somehow thinks he's attractive, yet dresses like a 12 year old fat kid that eats way too much pizza.

You are nothing, just a worthless Enrique.

by Mr. Wonderfull September 4, 2018