Dirty Douda

When a girl sticks more than 2 fingers up a guy's ass.

My wife gave me a Dirty Douda last night, and I liked it.

by DoudaDouda September 5, 2021

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023