Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.
by Bob Jamomony April 1, 2008
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2) Separation of married couples or ending of a civil union resulting in the inevitable destruction of family units and the partial if not full-ruining of the lives of offspring tied to both parties.
3) The most selfish act a parent can do second only to cheating on their spouse and abusing their family.
2) Separation of married couples or ending of a civil union resulting in the inevitable destruction of family units and the partial if not full-ruining of the lives of offspring tied to both parties.
3) The most selfish act a parent can do second only to cheating on their spouse and abusing their family.
1) The metal sheet divorced from its counterpart as the bolts and screws came loose.
2) The divorce rate in America is above 50% nowadays despite the drop in ceremonial marriages. No wonder everyone is so fucked up: they're too damn selfish to get along with anyone else...
3) My mom divorced my dad despite the lack of infidelity or abuse. My mom is a heartless bitch who can go to hell.
2) The divorce rate in America is above 50% nowadays despite the drop in ceremonial marriages. No wonder everyone is so fucked up: they're too damn selfish to get along with anyone else...
3) My mom divorced my dad despite the lack of infidelity or abuse. My mom is a heartless bitch who can go to hell.
by Axiomatic June 25, 2009
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A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.
by madamemma May 30, 2006
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Get the divorced teeth mug.Aka an engagement ring. A term most notably used by Tom Leykis, since women often use the ring as a way to make money after they divorce you (while they are also taking half of everything you own from the divorce).
A women in San Diego divorced her husband then listed to sell her engagement ring for 1.5k and San Diego chargers tickets, which is why women use engagement rings as divorce insurance.
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