Kick dick days

Kick dick days are on the 4th and the 17th of October on this day you can kick anyone’s dick
Yay it kick dick days I’m going to go kick my boyfriends dick
by Jill the handy girl October 04, 2020
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National Dick day

December 12th of every year is National Dick Day go grab dick
by IAmJesusHoe December 12, 2019
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suck a dick day

national suck a dick day
today is the day you can go around and suck any guys dick and no one can say anything about it
guy friend: hey it’s november 18th
girl: ok and?
guy friend: it’s national suck a dick day
by bitchsuckass6969 November 11, 2019
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Suck a dick day

It's Suck A Dick day on the 13th of November . There were many celebrations relating to national holdiays written about on social media that our algorithms picked up on the 13th of november .
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National Dick Day

National Dick Day is very important because it shows the significance of how dicks can be very scary and that they just look funny.
Person 1: “Hey today is National Dick Day?”

Person 2: “Oh really? Nice, well, Happy Dick Day”🍆🍆🍆
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Destro Dick day

Destro Dick day is the 31. of December. The day you will mastrubate 31 times in one day. You will remeber this day long after it has passed.
Nibba 1: Yo, you doin Destro Dick day??

Nibba 2: Yass bich, my dick can stand 31 times.
by xX_Pussy_Slayer_92_Xx November 08, 2018
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Little Dick Day

A little dick day, or LDD for short (pun intended) is any day or days in which a male consumes copious amounts of cognitive enhancers in order to complete an insurmountable amount of work within a short time span. It earns its name through one of the less desirable side effects of such chemicals, the temporary contraction and therefore shrinkage of the penis.
Person 1: Wow, you look like shit!
Person 2: I know man, I have a research paper and final due in thirty minutes, so I took about 200 mg of adderall in the last 48 hours; real serious little dick day for me.
Person 1: Holy fuck!
by Fuck Finals May 13, 2011
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