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Desert mountain high school 

Drugs, rich bitches, and shitty sports teams.
If you want a low self esteem and an STD, you should go to desert mountain high school.

Desert Vista High School 

The best school in Ahwatukee. Also, known as the school with really hot girls and a small amount of guys giving it a ratio of 10:1. Half the kids in the parking lot have nicer cars then the teachers, which makes it easy to see that the kids get anything they want from mommy and daddy. School spirit is less then mediocre, even when our teams kick ass. Its basically overpopulated with smart kids, and Asians who get perfect SAT scores. And to top it all off Senior year is pointless, and everyone can't wait to get the hell out...
Ahwatukee meets the O.C...but better!:)

Desert Vista High School 

the richest school in tukee .. where the girls are all taneroxics and abercrombie is a major addiction. Every kids car is worth more than your parents. The guys think their tough shit and over half smoke themselves out daily. The other half of the school is extremely smart kids who make the school look just fantastic .. with perfect SAT's and adv. calc classes .. Desert Vista normally dominates in sports and still has little school spirit

Desert Oasis High School 

The lamest school in Las Vegas, this shyt is full of bum ass bitches and niggas. The females there are either really rachet or try to be rachet , the niggas there are jus some bums. Some of the niggas are actually on the grind and trapping their life’s out but most of em are just bums. This school is nasty as shit there is blood on the floor from fights and the girls bathrooms smell like vanilla fish market which isn’t okay. In conclusion this school is nasty as fuck and you should NEVER in your life come here .
Desert Oasis High School aka Desert Hoeasis is one of the worsts schools in Vegas 🤢

Desert Vista High School 

A school full of lame ass white kids who get whatever they want at the drop of a dime. Lots of barbies and kens who love their Dutch Bros. Most of these kids are driving nicer cars then their parents and teachers! Terrible school spirit & even worse “pep assemblies”. Very rich & they think their the shit because their parents are loaded af
Student: Hey remember that incident of those racist white girls spelling nigger on their shirts?Damn I forgot which school that was at..

DV student: Oh that was at my school, Desert Vista High School .. wait a second I WAS IN THAT PHOTO!

Desert Pines high school 

A school fillied with pregnant bitches and abortions. With musty bitches getting fucked in the bathroom and guys getting they dick sucked in the halls. people may say that this is the most musty school in Nevada. The bitches in student council swear that they run the school and think they too good for anybody. Beaners wear them tight ass jeans looking gay as a mf and have loud trucks that go 5 miles an hour. And the black bitches in the morning be loud asfuck like if it’s recess. This school has a 90% that it well shot up by a most likely rotc nigga. Rotc niggas swear they been to war and act like they deserve respect. Also known for being fillied with lil dick niggas who claim they got 32 inch punishers. with niggas who ditch just to go to sand hill and smoke dick but as soon as they get unenrolled they cry like the pussies they are. This is also the school where seniors try to rape freshmen girls because they are pedophiles. This the lovely school we like to call “Desert Crimes”.
Loud black female ina morning: “BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDD!!!!”
Student council bitch: “were in charge of what goes on in school”

Rotc niggas: “FuTuRe mArInE sOlDiEr”
“Desert Pines High school is the mustiest place I’ve ever been to”- experienced student