deadass a doorknob

Why did you search this up?are you ok?are you an idiot?did you misspell something?Perhaps you’re uneducated..

“Wow you’re deadass a doorknob”

by Lettuce_From_Hell August 21, 2021

Deadass

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: deadass

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

deadass

deadass in Memphis slang means lame.

:example

look at this lil deadass nigga he be flexin

by Imma killin that shit September 19, 2019

deadass

A slang word for serious

This dude deadass gave me a mug with the definition of deadass on it as a birthday present?

by Herr Robbi November 14, 2022

Deadass

useable in practically every convo

Person1:Bro my grandma died 😒.Person 2:Deadass?//////Person1: The teachers a bitch Person2:Deadass i hate that sagging titty bitch

by anonymous July 21, 2022

deadass

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you’re deadass ugly

by BarbaraWindslowAddiction December 28, 2020

Deadass

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

Baddie: "You, how tall are you?"
Sukuna: "I'm five-foot eleven shawt-"
Baddie: "Ew you're short."

Baddie: "How tall are *you*?"
Gojo: "I'm six-foot."
Baddie: "I wanna have your kids!"
Sukuna: "THIS BITCH CANNOT BE SERIOUS, WE ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH APART, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT!"
Gojo: "Chill it's not that big of a deal."
Sukuna: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT 'THAT BIG OF A DEAL', SHE JUST CALLED ME SHORT!"
Gojo: "Well. . . It's because you are."
Sukuna (locked in): "Deadass?"
Go/jo (locked in): "Deadass-"

(Gojo was never found after)

by JujutsuDude March 7, 2025