hand-mouth dyslexic

Noun: One who has hand-mouth dyslexia.

Adjective: Being in a state of having hand-mouth dyslexia.

1. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's hand-mouth dyslexic.

2. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's a hand-mouth dyslexic.

by Shayne Valencia July 28, 2008

blind dyslexic

Proformning a stupid act, over the simplest thing.

Scott felt like a blind dyslexic over the sport's play he saw five minutes ago.

by scott mccowan January 3, 2009

auto-dyslexic

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.

God dammit auto-dyslexic

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

Big dyslexic mongo

Yaseen nawaz

Oh mate he’s doing a pure yaseen nawaz, big dyslexic mongo

by Dictionarier123 November 8, 2019

Emotionally dyslexic

When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,

Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.

by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023

Braid Dyslexic

When you know how to braid but can't for about 5 minutes after trying to braid someone's hair.

Classmate: hey are you sure you know how to braid?
Me: yes, I do, I'm just being braid dyslexic

by LoserBoy2024 October 15, 2023