dyslexic breasts

A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.

by veganeater December 10, 2017

auto-dyslexic

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.

God dammit auto-dyslexic

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!

Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!

by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016

dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

Emotionally dyslexic

When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,

Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.

by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023

Braid Dyslexic

When you know how to braid but can't for about 5 minutes after trying to braid someone's hair.

Classmate: hey are you sure you know how to braid?
Me: yes, I do, I'm just being braid dyslexic

by LoserBoy2024 October 15, 2023

Dyslexic Ginger

A Dyslexic Ginger is a ginger or redheaded person with the reading disability known as dyslexia which affects reading, spelling, and writing.

Jack: Hey Bob, who's that new kid?
Bob: Oh that carrot-top? Idk, but his hand writing is so bad dude.
Jack: So practically a Dyslexic Ginger
Bob: A what?
Jack: Look it up on urban dictionary

by The One who broke the Clock January 22, 2024