Dingleberry Muffin

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.

Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

by mvillemuffinman July 19, 2010

Dringleberry

Dringleberry

A Fruit. Found at various places around the world in small numbers. Usually growing within or near thorny bushes. is ginger in colour at first but later changes to a yellow blondish shade.

Some say the Dringleberry is sentient and has a small amount of intelligence. evidence either way is yet to be produced.

Did you hear about the new Ben+Jerry's flavour.. Pineapple and Dringleberry.

by Charlie X December 7, 2006

dingleberry rimming

when somebody is licking someones dingleberry with tongue and lips

Tifanee enjoyed dingleberry rimming of Codies butthole.

by Umpulumpus January 30, 2016

Dingleberry flapjack

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack

Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks

by Jessicazappia May 19, 2016

Bob Dingleberry

A phrase used to describe an inbred, stereotypical redneck.
a person who acts like a tard
someone who has a mullet.

You lose one more tooth and you'll look like a Bob Dingleberry

by Tod Ritter April 29, 2011

jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.

Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!

by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011

dingleberry butt snot

The warm loose and still wet poo that is still attached to the anal hairs of a mammal. Wet form of a "dry" dingleberry.

Look at your dogs bung hole, and the wet new turd that is there and you will find a dingleberry butt snot!

by jmeD November 9, 2010