Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.
I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.
by Monkey Mcluvin October 12, 2008
Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.
Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay
by griggy July 05, 2011
You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 18, 2023
n. When one delays their time of departure for fecal matter from the anal terminal due to unavoidable circumstance.
by poopypants9000 June 05, 2011
When someone has input delay it means they are a little slow and it can take them up to 5 to 10 seconds to think of how to complete even the most basic of tasks.
"hey why is Noah standing staring into the back of the car"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
by RATZGETPHAT December 03, 2020
by SugarSmacks! October 21, 2017
A common occurence when speaking to one's father, involving the father leaving a large pause after being asked a question. This is more common in elderly parents.
Bill: Tom, is your dad OK? He's just staring off into the distance...
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
by Bosw04k April 12, 2010