Cupboard Monger

A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.

hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus

by Folesy May 30, 2018

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Get the Cupboard Mongermug.

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

by Jesta95 May 25, 2023

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Get the Cupboard handlemug.

raid my cupboard

Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.

I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.

by NasT4U May 23, 2023

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Get the raid my cupboardmug.

council cupboards

Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out

That bitch has got council cupboards

by Chazzyb July 25, 2023

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Get the council cupboardsmug.

Shit cupboard

Cupboard where you store all the stuff you don’t need but can’t bare to throw away, just in case.

Gaz said “ I had to replace my toilet on Sunday but to get to the stop cock I then had to empty my shit cupboard....

by Dan1ssol June 19, 2024

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Get the Shit cupboardmug.

A non newspeak term for Universal Basic Income (UBI).

When goods and services are technically available, visible in store windows, online websites and metaverses, but ordinary citizens can't access them due to shortages, rationing, price and an unacceptable social credit score.

Tantalus a Greek mythological figure, most famous for his punishment in Tartarus, was made to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. The fruit ever eluding his grasp, the water always receding before he could take a drink.

Carmen: "I just got my UBI payment, but it's barely enough for rent."
Beth: "Classic TC"
Carmen: "fml and f Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)"

by jr99999 July 8, 2024

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