council cupboards

Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out
That bitch has got council cupboards
by Chazzyb July 25, 2023
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Cupboard Rat

A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.
Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...

Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
by BootsTheKitten November 30, 2010
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cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard
Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber
by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024
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cupboard-climber

A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room
Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber
by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024
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jelly cupboard

When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.
There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.
by Professor Tripp January 29, 2016
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Indian in the Cupboard

The inner native in every one (despite race)that comes out after too much cheap whisky(wishkey)
*Jeff punches baby

Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."
by SMegMatic69 May 11, 2022
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Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)

A non newspeak term for Universal Basic Income (UBI).

When goods and services are technically available, visible in store windows, online websites and metaverses, but ordinary citizens can't access them due to shortages, rationing, price and an unacceptable social credit score.

Tantalus a Greek mythological figure, most famous for his punishment in Tartarus, was made to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. The fruit ever eluding his grasp, the water always receding before he could take a drink.
Carmen: "I just got my UBI payment, but it's barely enough for rent."
Beth: "Classic TC"
Carmen: "fml and f Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)"
by jr99999 July 08, 2024
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