crow

the name given to a fugly girlfriend of a waaayy hot guy, usually a guy you like and think deserves someone way better than the crow, like you! crows are generally really ugly and fat and have retarded noses, oh what fucktards! crows generally accquire boyfrends by stealing, so they are man stealing whores and sometimes have dyed sections of hair, red being the worst colour of all. CROWS MUST DIE

girl1: ewww i cant belev hes goin out with her!
girl2: yeah shes a total crow
girl1: yeah she doesn deserv to witness that fitness, whore
girl2: queen crow!!!!!!!

by crowhater June 25, 2009

Crowed

To throw a fake punch at someone and scape a persons nose then getting blamed for punching them.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah he totally JCrowed her!

by hahahaha MK October 1, 2010

crows

large groups of illegal hispanics that feed on a combination of hot cheeetos and cream cheese

Scat crows!

by yourmom0012 July 10, 2010

Crowe

Name given to people that fall into the following catagories:

People that wear cut off shirts, cargo pants wherin aformentioned
Cut off shirt is tucked and also but not limited to PT issued "Cripplers.

Anyone who would not only shoot a small animal but also dismember
It with their teeth alone.

Anyone who honestly think their tractors sexy.

See also redneck, yokle, slackjawed, hick, hillbilly, white trash, shitpump

"Hey boys did you see that guy, he was wearin' the cripplers!
That guys a fuckin' crowe!

by Powder463 March 22, 2009

crow

A verb meaning to use sarcasm and say negative things about somebody.

Giselle acted like I was the one who was all loaded at the party. I can't believe she would crow me like that.

by By hook or crook October 9, 2012

crow

A person who seeks to put down, discourage, antagonize, and otherwise present an unfavorable opinion of another person for no substantial reason.

Tim's performance at the talent show went very well, with the exception of a group of crows in the audience, who "booed" during the finale, while everyone else clapped.

by TheLyricalRenegade August 4, 2011

crow

A sexually promiscuous woman. Also called a slut.

Who hasn't broken in that crow that lives across the street? Oh, that's your mom? Sorry.

by R. Kemp February 6, 2005