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Corporation

Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"
by Japanadan October 11, 2004
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serius cybernetics corporation

a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came
The Serius Cybernetics Corporation decided to make robots with Genuine People Personalities.
by treeflamingo May 16, 2004
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B Corporation

B Corporation is a new type of corporation which uses the power of business to solve social and environmental problems. B Corporations are unlike traditional responsible businesses because they:

-Meet comprehensive and transparent social and environmental performance standards.
-Institutionalize stakeholder interests.
-Build collective voice through the power of a unifying brand.
Check this...a progressive corporation that truly cares about more than just profits. Must be a B Corporation!
by AlterECO June 6, 2009
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umbrella corporation

"Life is better under the Umbrella" Welcome to the leading name in technology and research. We have store, games review, forum, gallery, and much more.
UmbrellaCorporation.COM, UmbrellaCorporation.TV, UmbrellaCorporation.US, UMBCorp.com, UMBWeb.com
by Mauricio Lopez August 29, 2005
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corporation

When a badger eats his own weight in one siting.
Dude, Danny, you won't believe how many corporations I saw when I went camping last weekend.
by Bobby K. December 18, 2007
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Corporation

During the late 1970's, a duo or trio of Central New Jersey teenaged males would break off from the larger peer group to maximize personal gain and form what was called a "corporation". Usually the hastily formed corporations mission statement included the pursuit of hot chicks, smoking a limited supply of excellent weed, or attending a keg party without the rest of the peer group attending. These loose-knit organizations could last anywhere from one day to several weeks. Often after the corporation dissolved, the former members would be absorbed back into the peer group after some interrogative statements about where the party was or how ugly that chick was who you were sucking face with last night.
Hey, is that Joey in the passengers seat of Bob's Monte? Joey only has a little of that killer weed left. He must have formed a corporation with Bob so they can smoke whats left between themselves and leave us out here freezing on the street corner.
by Mr. Southwood February 25, 2009
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Corporation Raccoon

A person who can get items at wholesale. He or she phones the corporation about wholesale and bought something nice.
Nice job, Corporation Raccoon! You got us energy drink for -70%.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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