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Cornholing

A methodology protocol for clandestine, deceptionary tactics of Thomas J Foolery, characterized by the act of inserting goods and services in areas forbade (rectum, vaginational cavities, and what have you nots) upon inspection by authoritarians and their happenings, ongoings, and bickerings. The term cornholoing is referenced daily in popular culture, disguised as inside hilarities, specifically by those of the redneck faction of humans. The act of cornholing is employed by factions of entrepreneurial entities known as cartels, in which they seek out unwitting members of the short bus coalition to insert goods and services into buttholes, vaginals, and cavities of unknown origins. They wrap and cover the goods and or services in plastic and oversee application of a petroleum jelly like substance in order for a smoother, less agonizing, and at times/in some cases, pleasurable insertion of the productionals (think cocaine, meth, mdma, varieties of the opiates, babies, fake ids, etc).

Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.
There will most assuredly be a plethora of cornholings with the new shipments coming in from the border.
by Yiba Jiba The April 25, 2024
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Cornholing

When one person gapes their asshole as far as they can. They then put their ass as far into the air as they can. Then two separate people take turns taking shits into the gaped asshole, whoever makes the most shit in wins
Me and some homies were cornholing the other day. I got three turds in, winning the game.
by bukkakedyourmom June 6, 2025
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Cornplosion

A large explosive bowel movement with a particularly large amount of corn, likely accompanied by abdominal bloating and excessive foul smelling flatulence prior to defecation.
I ate so much corn last night, feeling a cornplosion coming on hard. Ohhh.
by Cornsonthehouse August 22, 2025
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cata-cornelious-b lover

she’s love the letter b very pretty and has the weirdest friends in the ducking world

her brother has a spider-man room

she overthinks and love green

fuck drugs it’s kinda bad for u

her parents call her cornelious though (her real name)cornelious is smart and love the color green aswell:)!
she’s super sweet and love soccer and what’s someone to love her (LMAFO)

she puts her hamster in the microwave to hear the pop of the hamster as if it was popcorn.
me:cata-cornelious-b lover
t:no.
by bro ski unicorn July 9, 2022
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