get yourself a man from congo

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

by duck_off January 26, 2017

Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo

To troll (v).

Trolled (adj).

Troller (n).

Troll(lolololololo)

“Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”

by Sorry I killed ur mom December 6, 2021

send a letter to Congo

Take a shit

I gotta send a letter to Congo.

by osky152 February 3, 2023

the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 17, 2022

Congo Dwelling

One who resides in Democratic Republic of Congo, typically in the rainforest with the bananas.

Man! Jamal is a real congo dwelling, tree swinging, package stealing, absent father having monkey!!

That is quite niggardly of you my gang!

by Monkey man 2424 November 18, 2022

congo shiner

Someone who’s good at sex

She thought she wanted a lover boy but what she really want is a congo shiner

by anonymous July 20, 2022

congo dip stick

When a white male rubs a necklace on your belly till completion

Conor gave a Congo dip stick yesterday

by Lindsayisdad June 8, 2016