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Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.
Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!
by Doinkz! October 19, 2020
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Consideracy

Anthony is in consideracy.
by ogundeko May 8, 2018
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seriously considering

yes i agree to that
I am seriously considering letting you cum in my mouth. = Yes, I want you to cum in my mouth.
by widget567 November 4, 2010
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Collid

He is very short, handsom, black, and muscular. They call people "silly" a lot. They're very concieted. They like to use foul language as much as possible, such as: fuck, bitch, hell, etc. They a lot of times think they can get whatever girl they want. They most times have very deep voices. Sometimes they are diabetic. They also like to tell people what to do.
"Look at that short black bodybuilder."
"He looks like a Collid."
by Shaquiquiqui February 5, 2013
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Worlds Collide

An expression used when someone introduces a real life friend to their internet life, or on rare occasions, vice versa.
User 1: Hey guys, this is my real life friend. I got him to make an account.

User 2: WORLDS COLLIDE!!!
by Sonic101 March 1, 2009
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Collide

by john kilopy March 23, 2004
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considerable-future-bf zone

When a girl friendzones you, but still considers you as a possibility for her boyfriend in the future.
Hey! That girl friendzoned me!
I think you're fine, you're in the considerable-future-bf zone. Give it some time and you'll see.
by UrbamDicDic May 18, 2014
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