We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..
by TAMZANARIAN January 13, 2016
by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010
The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.
by queeferia March 29, 2022
by santaBBBY December 12, 2014
A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
by TigerToe July 22, 2015
A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.
by Ben Munley February 8, 2009
A butt nose Christmas tree 🌴
Wow, look at that butt nose Christmas tree!
by AriaSa December 15, 2022