Chip

(noun) Pejorative term describing computers, stemming from resentment of their presence, usually perceived by the term's user as ubiquitous.

Entymology: Coined 2004, arises from ideology that "even though they don't make mistakes of their own, that don't mean sometimes they ain't a mistake to begin with." A "computer chip" is characteristic of most if not all modern computers, and is believed to be the root of this term.
"This neighborhood is going downhill. Seems nearly every house on this block has a chip or two in it."

"No good chips keep on taking our jobs!"

"You know who runs the banks nowadays, don't ya? Those damn chips."

"Went to the grocery store the other day, and who's at the front of the line ringing out people's groceries, not a regular cashier like you or me, but a chip! And you knew the two old ladies in front of me weren't gonna understand a single thing coming outta that chip and I was gonna be sitting there for another 20 minutes."
by Roc P September 02, 2005
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chipping it

to never have any cash when you are outwith friends,to reach in your pockets and only pull out lint,to spend your paychecks three weeks in advance,just to be a sorry bastard.
after higgens pays all of his DUI fees he will be chipping it.(no wheels,no action bahahahahaha!!!!!!!)
by yetti April 02, 2003
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chip

Weak and fragile in need of constant attention, needs someone to constantly be scooping them up.
Yo drop that girl that won't stop texting you-- She sounds like a total chip.
by Notachip September 17, 2017
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Chip

Term used in golf ; usually Chip around putting green ; Small Short shot ; Guy who drives Hour away to play golf instead of playing home Course because of what ifs And what could've beens !!! Golfers who are their own worst critics someone who is so smart that they are the dumbest when comes to commonsense !!!
Hey that was well played chip, Chip
I can't Chip the ball today !!

Hey Chip , my phone bill is way to high !!
by WhiteTrashDCash February 23, 2017
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chip

A quick hit, usually to the face or chin. To punch or jab someone.
Yo I swear da next time I see dat nigga imma chip him
by jerz nigga March 26, 2009
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chip

Generally a small piece of fried potato.

In America a chip comes in a special silver moon-bag and is able to withstand atomic blasts. Sometimes the chip comes in a card tube and is manufactured to aeronautic levels of tolerance in regards of flavor and shape.

In the Uk chips come wrapped in yesterdays news and vary greatly in quality and flavour, although are pretty much as dull as a staple food can be.

If you want the Uk equivalent of a chip, it's a crisp. And yeah, we have the little foil lined bags too.
Was putting Olestra in Pringles' chips really a good idea?

A bag of chips on the way back from the pub is never a bad idea.
by dj_monged August 15, 2004
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chip

to donate money, typically for beer
If we get six more guys to chip, we can have Budweiser instead of Falstaff.

That douchebag never chips.
by Joe Bone March 18, 2005
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