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Such A Carol

A person who is also know as a nemisis,Who inspires total feelings of rage and anger also drives one to drink to be around
Oh my god that women was such a carol
by R.baratheon April 20, 2020
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carol

A poster child for those unfortunately stricken blind in science-class accidents, Carol didn't wear her safety glasses. Now she doesn't need them.
Poor Carol, lest we forget... Wear your glasses kids.
by kiddokiddokiddo April 12, 2008
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carol

a skinny white bitch that steals you're husband
by tumadresabeminombre April 14, 2009
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telemarketer caroling

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.
Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.
by DwightS. October 27, 2010
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Covid Carols

The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.
"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"

"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"

"Praise Fauchovah!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023
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Carole Baskin

Quit being such a Carole Baskin. Don’t feed your rich husband to the tigers and keep all of his money.
by Futangs March 31, 2020
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