Cardigan Sweater

Article of clothing adopted by "Urban" men on the "down-low", in the hopes of passing as straight, but often failing miserably.

That Cardigan Sweater fooled Cheryl on her date, but not the rest of us.

by Bob Pooner March 17, 2011

credit carding

opening a door that you don't have access the keys to using a credit card, by tricking the locking mechanism up and down.

dude i still can't believe that you've credit carted the door lock just to take a picture.

I learned this credit carding method from my inmate back in 90s.

by adamandeveandbeer September 28, 2010

bardigang

People who came straight from hell

"I'm a bardigang, because C*rdi B is the empress of rap!"

by i 69ed ur mom April 10, 2021

carding

To check someone for an ID, usually to confirm that one is of legal drinking age or such.
Also completely pointless because who the fuck lets carding get in the way of getting smashed

Jackie got a carding last night, they wouldn't let her touch the booze or any of the good stuff

by Janice Aria May 3, 2015

claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008

Dirty Cardigan

A dirty cardigan is the thick coating of plaque that you find after you wake from a hard night of partying. Often associated with the infamous "dragon's breath," the dirty cardigan is a semi-considerate way of stating that you need to brush your teeth and stat!

"Man Ramone, I blacked out last night and woke up wearing a dirty cardigan! Can I borrow your toothbrush, man?

by MotananZ406 April 7, 2011

Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006