Californian clapper

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.

Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.

by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016

The Californian Breakup

Breaking up with someone while wearing flip-flops, so that when you walk away the flip flop sound stays in the air.

Oscar: How did you break up with Jessica?
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.

by neresa February 14, 2024

Californian

Another name for someone who is from the state of California

This Californian hit me yesterday

by ADMIZloz July 9, 2024

Californian Honey Tree

The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter

Did you see that George Floyd did the Californian Honey Tree

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

The Californian Crossing

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.

Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.

by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019

Californian Spaghetti

When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain

Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"

by Bazza the bonglord November 23, 2018

Californian Fallujah

The act of having sex on a beach with a woman whilst a large amount sand is present in her vagina.

“Last night this girl, Kathryn, asked me to do a Californian Fallujah with her; It was weird as fuck.”

by BigLittleBro April 27, 2024