“Last night this girl, Kathryn, asked me to do a Californian Fallujah with her; It was weird as fuck.”
by BigLittleBro April 27, 2024
The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
by Vulch5 September 15, 2015
When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.
by Chocolatemuncher May 26, 2019
Guy 1: I went to the clam bake and saw a bunch of hippies.
Guy 2: Were they in the study of Californian Botany?
Guy 2: Were they in the study of Californian Botany?
by Chimpvanzee November 08, 2009
The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
by Dezzuh February 08, 2023
The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.
Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.
by ChimmyNCIsaac December 04, 2015
A sacrilegious term used to describe a group of people all sharing the same edible to go on a trip together
by Wemeanwell June 02, 2023