Criss cross applesauce

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.
teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!
by singstar319 June 19, 2011
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criss-cross applesauce

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style
Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!
by Definitely a human! April 16, 2020
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pulling a Darren Criss

Forgetting the lyrics to a song you wrote while you are performing it
I wrote this song, but when I sang it in front of my friends, I felt like I was totally pulling a Darren Criss!
by Animista December 13, 2015
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Criss Angel Syndrome

When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.
Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.

Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"

Guys: "Fuck you Terry."
by The Truthalizer September 26, 2009
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Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.
I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick
by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017
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Criss cross Applesauce

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob
by Hdycmwifmec January 08, 2018
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criss-cross dressing

When two people of opposite genders cross-dress simultaneously.
I was Peaches, and my girlfriend was Mario for Halloween--we were criss-cross dressing!
by Whytedykes November 13, 2009
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