criss-cross applesauce

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

pulling a Darren Criss

Forgetting the lyrics to a song you wrote while you are performing it

I wrote this song, but when I sang it in front of my friends, I felt like I was totally pulling a Darren Criss!

by Animista March 22, 2016

Criss Angel Syndrome

When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.

Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.

Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"

Guys: "Fuck you Terry."

by The Truthalizer September 26, 2009

Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017

Criss cross Applesauce

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob

Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?

by Hdycmwifmec January 8, 2018

criss-cross dressing

When two people of opposite genders cross-dress simultaneously.

I was Peaches, and my girlfriend was Mario for Halloween--we were criss-cross dressing!

by Whytedykes November 12, 2009

The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.

"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"

by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017