breakfast of champions

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.

A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

Heavyweight Champion

the guy in a group of friends that has sex with the fattest chick, until someone else has ex with a fatter chick, that guy holds the title as the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville

by sammythejuice October 30, 2011

engineering champion

A twat waffle that has no clue about reality who when presented an opportunity can fuck up a free lunch,
usually a plant engineer.

Oh look at this engineering champion , how long before they realize its not plug in.

by weedrx March 29, 2017

breakfast-of-champions

novel by Kurt Vonnegut

I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.

by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.

The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth

by drunk money November 10, 2008

breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

by Zigz November 5, 2003

alana champion

coolest bitch eva
best friends with lily rose depp (johnny depp & vanessa paradis' daughter

"have you heard of Alana Champion? She's so sick!"

"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"

by missgloryhole69 February 3, 2019