(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.
The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.
A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".
A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".
by ka-chan February 15, 2012
the guy in a group of friends that has sex with the fattest chick, until someone else has ex with a fatter chick, that guy holds the title as the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville
by sammythejuice October 31, 2011
A twat waffle that has no clue about reality who when presented an opportunity can fuck up a free lunch,
usually a plant engineer.
usually a plant engineer.
by weedrx March 29, 2017
I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.
by JT Dollar Sign November 08, 2003
The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth
by drunk money November 13, 2006
by Zigz November 05, 2003
"have you heard of Alana Champion? She's so sick!"
"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"
"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"
by missgloryhole69 February 04, 2019