buffys

The blueprint and mother of all stanpages

“Nicki Minaj is the buffys of rap”

by khluoes September 20, 2025

Buffy

When someone is bullshitting all the time

“Quit being a Buffy!”

by Stopbeing”__” July 15, 2021

Buffy

Buffy (adj.) – A slang term used to describe someone who is plump or chubby in a soft and rounded way. Commonly used to describe a person with a fuller figure in a lighthearted or affectionate manner.

“After the holidays, I always feel a little buffy from all the desserts!”

by xrettt March 9, 2025

Buffy

noun: (1)docile, power bottom twink fmr cross country runner w sweet pace shorty shorts; (2) noun: painful embarrassing ritual where a non-alpha “ male” is stripped naked and beaten with sticks by his friends —until he is forced to hide naked from “12”—-immediately before traveling overseas to work as a nanny or something totally femmy along those lines.

Is that Buffy running naked into the bushes on Sheffield Ave? Dude has zero muscle tone.

by DeadDeadBall September 17, 2020

Dick Buffy

The act of receiving or giving an immaculate dick buff til the recipient explodes rainbows and glitter of pleasure.

Man I could go for a good Dick Buffy right now.

by LLW0803 February 3, 2022

Buffy

Rude, Aggressive Bums.

"Man, Katie has been acting real buffy lately."

by Pia-068e November 21, 2022

Buffy The Toilet Slayer

Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show

Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.

Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"

- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there

- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.

- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"

by Sonis718 July 23, 2015