pickle buffer

a homosexual, or a female who loves to give blow jobs. someone who sucks so much dick they could buff a pickle. can be used as an insult.

1. john your wearing a gay shirt, you pickle buffer.

2. sarah is such a pickle buffer.

by Fatt Turle November 16, 2005

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010

Date Buffer

A date buffer is a friend that you bring along when you hang out with someone that you're romantically interested in. The purpose of this is to make the excursion seem as if it wasn't a date, but more of a friendly gathering. In most cases though, the 'buffer' is ignored as a third wheel.

However, if you're NOT interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don't send the wrong message.

1) "Dude, I wanna go out with that chick again, but I'm a wuss and I don't wanna go alone. Could you be by date buffer?"

2) "That guy's cool and all, but I don't really like him like that. Just be my date buffer today and I'll pay for your ticket."

by CptROFL September 6, 2010

buffering

A computer term, means to temporarily store data in an area or device

Suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. She looked at the program and it said "buffering".

by KrrazyM July 29, 2005

muffer buffer

To motor boat in the vaginal area.

D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.

by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007

buffer

To load data, usually when watching a video.

Damn why is this new Killzone 2 footage taking so long to buffer!!

by rob shane September 8, 2007

bufferfucked

To have one's watching of streaming video stymied due to poor connection with the server.

See also: megavideoed

Dude I was watching a pirated video online, but I gave up because I kept getting bufferfucked.

by JiMinitaur February 20, 2010