brokeback mountain

What women now have to worry about their men doing if suddenly they're spending too much time with their best buddy. They could be "going fishing" or "going hunting" or "going to watch the game at Tim's house," but in each case, they are going off to hump their BFF. Your marraige/relationship is a sham.
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Girlfriend: So I understand that you're going fishing again with your best friend Jack. Isn't this like the 2nd or 3rd time this month?
Boyfriend: Yeah so we like to kick back and catch da trout.
Girlfriend: Sure, I bet you do. You never like to hang out with me anymore.
Boyfrined: Wha??
Girlfriend: Geez please don't tell me you're going all brokeback mountain on me. *cry*
by americandecadence January 14, 2006
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Dallas Brokebacks

Synonym for Dallas Cowboys.

Origin: Brokeback Mountain featuring cowboys.
Tony Homo plays for the Dallas Brokebacks.
by phillyphil215 May 05, 2010
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brokeback-mountainize

v. to be gay with, or be gay with each other
Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize each other somewhere?

Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize somewhere?
by chivvy April 12, 2006
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brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.
Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy
by Jonathan Rogers December 20, 2007
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Attack of the Brokeback

To be:
(1) So hard up for sex that you'll even bang a pretty-boy..
(2) Strangely drawn to a man due to his feminity
Tom: I think I'm having an Attack of the Brokeback. Yo,
lemme buy you a drink...what's yer name?
Sam: Sam...but no thanks, dude, 'cause yer definitely
having an Attack of the Brokeback.
by Christophe Graham July 17, 2006
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Brokeback

To be a homosexual.
your brokeback!
-aka your gay.

Your mama is so brokeback!
-aka your mother is gay.
by Chchchchchchch April 21, 2006
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brokeback to the future

An adjective used to describe closet homosexuality.

When one has yet to "come out," he or she is not yet officially gay. Thus, he/she is brokeback to the future. In the future (when he/she comes out of the closet), he/she will be fully and openly gay.

Inspired by the internet parody trailer "Brokeback to the Future."
Dude 1: Damn man, last night Jack was crying and shit during Little Mermaid.
Dude 2: Yeah man. He's fuckin' brokeback to the future.
Dude 3: Why the hell were you guys watching Little Mermaid together last night? I think all of you are brokeback to the future.
by arrtee121 February 27, 2006
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