Brendan

Very gay with spiky hair and very very suSusans

This dude is crazy if you ever see a brendan RUN

by SexymadaFucka August 26, 2020

brendan

an an american dude with a lot of irish blood in him. he thinks hes short but hes not that short, like 5'5. he loves history, god knows how, and ireland. he absolutely hates math and knows that coude is elbow in french thanks to a person he met on the internet.

hey im brendan.

by nightcat1889 March 19, 2019

Brendan

A guy who is skinny and tall and usually have huge gauges . Takes his girls beatings .His best friend is often a Nathan who has black hair and cinnamon pine cones in the back seat of his car.

"Hey brendan"
"Brendan and nathan "
Brendan and nathan forever "

by manyourcool December 14, 2013

Brendan

A totall Sex Hottie. He is the "IT" guy. He has an amazing set of six, large penis, and hair! He is very dumb and girls use him for action all the time. Has an ugly girlfriend that every girl is jelous. he is the highschool quarterback and starter for the boys varsity basketball boys. Its a pleasure for him to be in you.

gena: omfg is that HOTTIE?
lia: oh yeah i fucked him last night bitch.
gena: no way your a lucky WHORE. ima bitch slap you.

lex: i would deffinatly give my virginity to brendan, he so fuckable.

by bsgirl248469 December 28, 2011

Brendan

Usually the name of a queer person

guy 1: Hey do you know brendan?

Guy 2: i heard he's gay

by ownedns November 21, 2010

brendan

A guy who misses work but doesn't think he misses work and drinks a bottle of rum a night and pisses off his girlfriend. Tells you how it is. Means what he says but never remembers.

Brendan drinks a lot but doesn't think he does

by captain morgan September 23, 2017

Brendan

A concrete jungle cheetah, often get caught. Huge cheaters and there favorite animal is a cheetah. Often loses the best girls for him because of cheating

Person 1: who is Brendan now dating?
Person 2: I'm not sure he bounces around a lot

by Cheetah hater May 10, 2013