Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

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fearless bowling ball

Where you put your index finger and thumb in a midgets ass and vagina and throw them on the bed using the pillows as bowling pins

I Made that midget girl into a fearless bowling ball

by DarcyVR January 27, 2025

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holding the bowling ball

When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.

In bed, her favorite sex move is holding the bowling ball.

by Aaayyyee-it's-me March 3, 2017

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The dirty bowling ball

When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.

I gave my wife the dirty bowling ball and nearly took out the the dog.

by Cal410 February 12, 2024

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Bowling Ball

When you're engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her vagina, and one finger and her poop shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball

Todd: What happened to your wall over there?
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.

by CharlotteTheHarlot September 4, 2014

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