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booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma November 2, 2012
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booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
by Sexydimma December 30, 2012
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Life Booker

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013
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booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma June 1, 2012
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Booker

An individual who is incredibly odd or as some might say... booky
That girl is an absolute Booker
by FlipsTuesday January 25, 2024
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Booker T Washington

Booker T Washington was an American educator and founded the first African American high school in Houston. The school is still open and is part of the Houston Independent School District. The school is amazing. Great teachers and a great environment. A really good school, except for a football team that lost every game, horrible receptionists, girls that do nothing but weed, and a principal that is a black and bald version of the G Man.
The new MCU phase is a hit and miss, its a big meh like the Booker T Washington High School.
by HalfA_Brick November 19, 2021
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booker knife

When you take a spoon and shove it up your homey’s ass
I just booker knife Kenny’s ass
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