Verb. (1) To attempt to make objective reality seem like an abject falsity in complete defiance of all evidence or
common sense. (2) To fail while attempting to gaslight critically thinking individuals who will not accept either lies or trickery. (3) To stare with your mouth wide open while agent 47 dismantles your year-long
investigation and trial
preparation in only a few seconds. (4) To create an amazing flame-roasted duck with rosemary garnish.
I tried to convince the jury
that the ped0phile chasing the defendant was the hero, but I ended up bingering it up.
What I should have ended during the investigatory phase was
actually brought to court and I bingered the
whole thing.