roast beef curtains

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

Roast Beef Curtains

Extra long and dark labias resembling curtains made of roast beef.

Her roast beef curtains covered her sweet massive yeast cabinet.

by Jose85 October 30, 2006

Hanging beef Curtains

Big Fat Floppy pussy lips that hang down when you are licking a birds pussy.

I met a bird the other night and she was really dirty. I couldnt wait to get a taste of her frazzle bag but when I got her knickers off she had hanging beef curtains, her pussy lips were huge and hung down to her knees!!!

by Bigted1970 January 6, 2012

saucy beef curtains

the pussy of an aroused woman

Saucy beef curtains, mmmmmmmm mm ready for anything.

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

Dangle Beef Curtains

Floppy, loose, and extra long labia. Often associated with women of the sluttier kind. Said to have a distinct smell of rotting beef.

"Damn, your Arby's sandwich looks like Paris Hilton's dangle beef curtains. Throw that shit away!"

by BB999 May 8, 2012

Dusting the beef curtains

This is the term used when a person goes down on a female and decides it would be a good idea to motorboat the vagina, if used on a blue waffle it would be called blueberry jammin

Dusting the beef curtains is: see motorboat, except sub tits for vag

by abmg August 6, 2010

roast beef curtains with mayo

hackneyed labia oozing with female smegma

that girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo.

by Emma Putnam January 16, 2008