baseball bat

a very large blunt

hey call up mike and we can get some baseball bats

by ongekyume September 9, 2019

Fecal base-camp

When a guy hasn't got the nerve to stick his finger or his cock inside the arse of a girl, but he spends a bit of time around her anus - testing for another time.

He knew Patricia was nervous, but filthy, so for the first date he only went to fecal base-camp.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Baseball

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding. Baseball is considered to be an american invention but historical records suggest that games involving bats, balls, bases, and running around bases have been played in england (rounders) and also in asia, (cricket). Often considered a "cerebral" sport, those with short-attention spans do not appreciate the beauty of the game. Lacrosse enthusiasts are the biggest haters of baseball and it is because they are often failed baseball players.

James Earl Jones (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "Field of Dreams" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.”

by daywalkz December 24, 2017

53rd base

Having sex on fire

"My girlfriend and I were on fire and we knew we were going to die so we decided to at least give 53rd base a try so we could die with dignity."
P.S. "I do not know how I am telling this story right now."

by Pyrokryptonite April 5, 2009

Baseball

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding. Baseball is considered to be an american invention but historical records suggest that games involving bats, balls, bases, and running around bases have been played in england (rounders) and also in asia, (cricket). Often considered a "cerebral" sport, those with short-attention spans do not appreciate the beauty of the game. Lacrosse enthusiasts are the biggest haters of baseball and it is because they are often failed baseball players.

James Earl Jones (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "Field of Dreams" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.”

by daywalkz December 24, 2017

Baguette

A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.

I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)

by Haliotis December 13, 2012

mailbox baseball

The act of hanging out the passenger side of a car, with a bat, and hitting roadside mailboxes while another person is driving.

1. "We played mailbox baseball last night, we broke the shit out of a bunch of mailboxes."
2. "This road had a lot of mailboxes on it, it would be great for mailbox baseball"

by The Dark Avenger April 15, 2003