The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
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A boat great for carrying things, roughly the size of Gaston from Beauty and The Beast.
“I’m roughly the size of a barge!” -Gaston
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A cool floaty, thing in the water. Coined by PopularMMOs
Hey look that Barge is carrying chicken
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A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.
Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!
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when a young jit pulls up speaking a different lingo and he aint richard smoove wit it cuzzo ong
Girl: wanna sex
Boy: barg yarg inard my brotha
Girl: I wish you died in '84
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