A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.
Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"
Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 7, 2022
Get the Beijing Pork Marketmug. Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
by Bearcake72 January 4, 2019
Get the beijing ring stingmug. When a man named Francis sits on his male partners face and passes some steamy gas while singing the succulent tunes of Beijing Opera.
by dutch-smuggler October 4, 2018
Get the Beijing Opera Steamermug. by 李丽群 January 26, 2009
Get the [Beijing National Stadium (Bird's Nest/Olympic Stadium)]mug. by Dump truck December 6, 2016
Get the Beijing bondagemug. The Beijing Obscurantism is a peculiar phenomenon typically experienced by American expats who've lived in China for an extended period of time. Upon their return to the United States, they begin seeing their homeland through the lens of a cultural Da Vinci - observing the ordinary as extraordinary, finding profound meaning in fast food, and perceiving a Walmart aisle as an avant-garde art installation. This overwhelming sense of renaissance often results in a sudden urge to write a series of philosophical treatises about the profundity of reality TV shows and the existential significance of memes.
by TatohSum May 16, 2023
Get the Beijing Obscurantismmug. This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024
Get the beijing steamed bunsmug.