R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Rolling

On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fat
Black
Ass
Off
Laughing

Out
Loud

Guy #1:Holy shit. That guy got pimp smacked by a he-bitch
Guy #2:R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Guy #1:Wow, just say lol for once

by kittycatsid November 4, 2009

B.F.o.t.D.

Acronym for Bodily Function of the Day.

B.F.o.t.D.: Pooping.

by Admiral Buttercrust December 14, 2010

m.o.f.b.

M.O.F.B. is a uncommon term to refer to any one who eats blocks of cheese or any other aggregate there within. I someone is just M.O. they are just a ponzy F. boy who doesn't understand shyt about life. Or the polar opposite F.B. which quite literally translates to anyone who makes a sandwich and eats it then realizes the extent of 1-14 that they are a Fuk boi. When translated to the full extent M.O.F.B. in the most complex terms stands for Mothers of (the) federation (against anyone who thinks they are above the dynamics or society) {read a fucking book}. This all in lamest terms refers to a system which capitalizes on weak sauce and then packages it and sells it to taco bell.

You stupid MOF, if you could b anyone but yourself you would be at taco bell getting a super-burrito with shredded chicken. (M.O.F.B). M.O.F.B.- Matter of fault bro

by Jediofthemusk August 4, 2018

F.B.O

Fat Bitches Only

Aye Dawg did you see that F.B.O that bitch was Fo Hunnid Plus!

by Christian Wanner February 4, 2019

F.o.b.

Football over bitches

Joe:hey whats up Todd tryna get with Julia after school today?
Tods: Nahhh joe i got football practice man. F.O.B.

by Joeybadar$e October 14, 2020

F.O.B.

Fat Old Bitch

Yo. Reem claims she's a F.O.B. but she's certainly not fat or old.

by JohnfranklinIII July 9, 2022

F.O.B

Fuckin' Ohio Bastard (Bitch if a woman)

Someone flying Ohio State University merchandise in Michigan

(On the phone) Ope, sorry! This F.O.B just cut me off, flying his Buckeye bullshit.

by notmvzzl3 April 24, 2025