Soggy asparagus

Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs

John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed

by IowaNice June 25, 2024

Asparagus

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).

Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000

by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023

asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.

Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.

by obama account April 27, 2024

Asparagus shit

When you eat so much asparagus that you shit and piss smell bad.

I ate so much asparagus last night that I just took an asparagus shit!

by Bob's Valley February 3, 2026