Alongside the tank, footsoldier, chemical weapons fighter, and signaller, Antifa Artillerypeople are individuals who work on launching milkshakes, bricks, high-concentration acids (usually either acetic, phosphoric, or nitric acid) into crowds of protestors who believe in literally anything they don't.
Your typical Antifa artilleryperson specializes in the use of obesity. Generally, an antifa Type 2 "Fatty", will be used as a launcher as their pudgy tits (they appear on both sexes) and massive stomachs' the elastic tensions are released with a scattershot with the ammunition flowing into the individuals they're fighting against.
Some notable Antifa Artillerypeople include Nathaniel "Contrapoints" Wynn, Lance "The Serfs" Goldstein, and Steven Kenneth "Destiny Bonnell III. They are each known for their participations in the first and second battles of Reddit, in which a violent coup d'etat was launched against the libertarian/conservative alliance and destroy any semblance of freedom and equality on the site in favor of totalitarian control. As a result, Reddit joined the circle of mainstream media, and massive amounts of people on the economic and/or cultural right migrating to /pol/ and /b/.
Your typical Antifa artilleryperson specializes in the use of obesity. Generally, an antifa Type 2 "Fatty", will be used as a launcher as their pudgy tits (they appear on both sexes) and massive stomachs' the elastic tensions are released with a scattershot with the ammunition flowing into the individuals they're fighting against.
Some notable Antifa Artillerypeople include Nathaniel "Contrapoints" Wynn, Lance "The Serfs" Goldstein, and Steven Kenneth "Destiny Bonnell III. They are each known for their participations in the first and second battles of Reddit, in which a violent coup d'etat was launched against the libertarian/conservative alliance and destroy any semblance of freedom and equality on the site in favor of totalitarian control. As a result, Reddit joined the circle of mainstream media, and massive amounts of people on the economic and/or cultural right migrating to /pol/ and /b/.
The Antifa Artillery Division is a subgroup of the Anarcho-Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist-Maoist-Frankfurtist-Luxemburgist-BLMist-Hoxhiast-Islamist-Jihadist-Vaushist terrorist movement known as Antifa.
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Get the Antifa Artillery Division mug.American Anti-Fascism is the belief that every ideology that leans right of Establishment Democrat is fascism or a similar buzzword and must be dealt with through means of violent, terroristic threats and fifteen against one mob beatings that mirror the lynchings carried out by their also masked forefathers of the Ku Klux Klan, so that the Establishment Democrat revolution against Donald Drumpf can be secured. All proponents are a mix of white liberal arts and gender studies majoring millennials and genzennials raised in upper-middle or upper class homes, white boomers and gen Xers who peaked as assistant managers at a local fastfood restaurant, retail store, or in a local band nobody has ever heard of, and one percenter bankers, political elites, and celebrities. The most common two traits among American "anti-fascists" is their love for communist and otherwise left-wing totalitarian ideologies, and their hatred for non-whites who are ideologically right of them.
They can often be found assaulting attendees of free speech rallies in blue states, burning down college campuses (often colleges they do not attened) in blue states at the command of their Marxist professors (especially if their is a person speaking who doesn't conform to their ideology), and posting on social media sockpuppet accounts about the "lack of fascists" in red states full of Trump supporters, conservatives, non-party libertarians, Proud Boys, and other types they consider to be their enemy.
They can often be found assaulting attendees of free speech rallies in blue states, burning down college campuses (often colleges they do not attened) in blue states at the command of their Marxist professors (especially if their is a person speaking who doesn't conform to their ideology), and posting on social media sockpuppet accounts about the "lack of fascists" in red states full of Trump supporters, conservatives, non-party libertarians, Proud Boys, and other types they consider to be their enemy.
American Antifa:"H-hey there my A-African American c-comrade. F-fuck D-Drumpf, right?"
Black: "He's not that bad, actually Unemployment for black Americans is at the lowest point in years , and also..."
Antifa: "Uncle Tom house n*gger literally Hitler get ready to be doxxed and bashed ypu nazi reeeeeeeee!"
Black: "He's not that bad, actually Unemployment for black Americans is at the lowest point in years , and also..."
Antifa: "Uncle Tom house n*gger literally Hitler get ready to be doxxed and bashed ypu nazi reeeeeeeee!"
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When speaking about the loosely connected terrorist movement known as the (ironically named) "anti-fascist" or "Antifa" movement. For the unitiated, Antifa is a group of chronic masturbators, pedophiles, Jews, illegal immigrants, blacks, self-hating race traitors, and members of the OFJLGBTQPNJBBP (obese, fat, journalist, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, pansexual, non-binary, Jewish, brown, black, pedophile) community.
Fatties are one of the two major varieties of Antifas. Alongside Twigs, Fatties form a sizeable amount of Antifa members who are highly disproportionately female. They tend to be immobile without mobility scooters, and they can be seen putting a single slice of lettuce on their dressing at your nearest whole foods, after inhaling an entire cow, that is.
Being Qarens (using the definition provided by ChigginNiggers, not the retarded anti white slur that the far-left attempts to appropriate the word into), they are the perfect target for black men, who absolutely love fat white women, as we already know. Having such low dating prospects, Qaren can go and grab some nigga like Tyrone and not be judged for it by white men, because she has essentially been thrown in the metaphorical garbage in the dating sphere.
Overall, fatties are generally used as human shields, armories for milkshakes, barricades, training targets, and battering rams. I should also mention that they are also the general pilots for the Antifa Tank Division.
Fatties are one of the two major varieties of Antifas. Alongside Twigs, Fatties form a sizeable amount of Antifa members who are highly disproportionately female. They tend to be immobile without mobility scooters, and they can be seen putting a single slice of lettuce on their dressing at your nearest whole foods, after inhaling an entire cow, that is.
Being Qarens (using the definition provided by ChigginNiggers, not the retarded anti white slur that the far-left attempts to appropriate the word into), they are the perfect target for black men, who absolutely love fat white women, as we already know. Having such low dating prospects, Qaren can go and grab some nigga like Tyrone and not be judged for it by white men, because she has essentially been thrown in the metaphorical garbage in the dating sphere.
Overall, fatties are generally used as human shields, armories for milkshakes, barricades, training targets, and battering rams. I should also mention that they are also the general pilots for the Antifa Tank Division.
*Two white men hang out in Minneapolis, each with two Antifa Slayer™ AK-47 rifles.*
*Suddenly, a bunch of Fatties roll in with their mobility scooters and proceed to violently commit arson.*
*The two white men protect the city of Minneapolis from the terrorists and in turn, are demonized by the mainstream media for protecting others, just like Saint Kyle*
Fatty (Antifa)
*Suddenly, a bunch of Fatties roll in with their mobility scooters and proceed to violently commit arson.*
*The two white men protect the city of Minneapolis from the terrorists and in turn, are demonized by the mainstream media for protecting others, just like Saint Kyle*
Fatty (Antifa)
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The klansmen were all anti-antifa, as the organization protested their lynchings.
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Hym "Yeah, no the Jokers (The Joker's minions) ALWAYS canonically fuck up the Joker's plans in implementation. ALWAYS. But the Joker would have been there and I would have shot them for it... Or at least one of them. I would have been all 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BEAT UP ANDY NGO!? NOT HIM YOU IDIOTS!' BANG! And then I'd tell the rest of them to go set up the bombs and THAT is when Batman would show up... It would be dope. But the antifa riots? Naw, if you're going to do Joker shit you always have to do gas bombs."
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