10,000 years ago

Describes a mythical age, where a plague didn't ravage the world, the Internet and news weren't full of nutters, no one was setting the planet on fire for stupid, ugly, JPEGs, and everything made sense (circa: before 2016).

Oh, yeah. I met him in a party 10,000 years ago. Oh, when exactly? Summer 2015, I think…

by tariqk March 7, 2022

Ago

Charismatic dude who can pull any girl basically, his skills of seduction are unmatched. Very intelligent, and relatable, has many friends. Many guys fear him, as he might steal their girl and after they’ve seen what he carries around in his pants, they won’t return either…

- I love Ago, such a down to earth guy!
- Really, he just slept with my girlfriend last week!

by travoktas12 November 21, 2021

agoe

an expression you say when it feels like a bummer, similar to oof

agoe! wala nang invite

by mongoloid7599 October 28, 2021

Agos

A word created recently for eyebrows !
This word is used as a noun!

Amy: Wow she has such nice agos!
Jess: Yeah I wish I had agos like them!

by geekywriter204 December 13, 2017

too lawng ago

Refers to a period of time following an event that is too lengthy for any legal action to be taken.

I never intentionally misbehave, but I know that I still made lots of naive-minded screw-ups as an adolescent. However, now that I'm in my fifties and seeing as how I still have a 100%-clean criminal record, I assume that those accidental-slip-up events during my teenage years were way too lawng ago for me to be concerned about any legal action's ever being taken against me regarding them --- not only would the statute of limitations likely have expired decades ago, but most of the folks who'd been involved in those errors would either have forgotten about them or passed on by this time.

by QuacksO November 17, 2020

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

Agos

Agos is the new slang term for eyebrows !
It is used as a noun and simply means eyebrow/eyebrows!

Marie: She has such nice agos!
Erin: I wish my agos were as good as hers!

by geekywriter204 December 13, 2017