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The Bertie affect

Where you just cannot get enough of Bertie.
I think I’m suffering from the Bertie affect mate. He’s all I think about night and day.
by The_misadventures_of_221b September 30, 2021
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Drelly Affect

when you can’t please your girl, so another man swoops her while you don’t know
Damn he my girl is caught up in the drelly affect
by Drelly affect June 1, 2023
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Dream Affect

When Dream, the Youtuber/streamer causes someone or something to trend on twitter after he collaborates with that person/thing and his thousands of twitter stans tweet about it, causing it to trend.
TommyInnit is only trending because of the Dream Affect.
by MonoPM March 19, 2021
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The Julio Affect

When you're such a dominant reciever in the NFL, that your opposing defense requires 2 or 3 man coverage every snap; leaving the other receivers widely open.
Man the Julio affect is killing the Saints. Covering Julio is letting Sanu eat up!
by Warback December 18, 2018
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Affection Tourist

Similar to a convenience friend, an affection tourist is someone who circulates around friend groups, focussing on particular individuals for as long as that person gives them affection/attention.

Usually an affection tourist will latch on to those who invest in the tourists well-being and/or emotional state. It is rare for an affection tourist to invest back.

Sometimes an affection tourist will target someone new when they need something, like they break up with their partner and need some sympathy. In this situation, they will be super friendly to the target, becoming their temporary best friend until their affection needs are met and move on to the next target, usually quite suddenly.

Once the continued affection is depleted/starts to wane, or someone else offers attention, the affection tourist moves on and barely speaks to the previous person for some considerable time, not out of dislike for that person but just because they can't be bothered as that person has nothing to offer the tourist.
"Sarah? Yeah we used to hang out all the time, but she's an affection tourist. She hasn't called me in months. She spends all her time with Jane now."

"James broke up with his boyfriend last week. I hadn't heard from him in months, but suddenly he's all about hanging out with me and doing stuff. It's great but I'm not holding out much hope of it lasting because he's just an affection tourist. I'm sure he'll find someone else to be best friends with soon."
by AnonyX99 December 14, 2013
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GBF Affect

The GBF (gay best friend) affect, the common shaming of a GBF that will last for approximately 3-7 months. Although no longer a GBF one will be called a GBF only because they used to be.
Dude you are such a GBF
No I’m not, tell me how, that was months ago
Idk, just the GBF affect
by Drewc32 July 4, 2019
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DUAL Affect

The act of passing a massive turd and ejaculating from masterbation at the same time
Tony Phillip had experienced the dual affect while sitting on his couch watching Barney and Friends. (not the ideal place for a dual affect to take place.)
by Mittler Brothers January 17, 2010
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