The Angry Pirate

When you pull out during sex, cum in one of the persons eye causing one eye to be covered. You then kick her shin so she is hopping on one leg, just like an angry pirate. You then run away before she calls the police for rape.

My favorite thing to do to a woman, is the Angry Pirate

by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

One eyed angry pirate

A one eyed angry pirate is where your fuckin some bitch and you spit on her back to make her think your about to but. So she turns around and you but in her eye when she goes to swallow your jizz. Then when she gets up and yells at you, you kick her shin and BOOM. One eyed angry pirate

Can I give you a one eyed angry pirate?

by MarzyLOL February 25, 2019

one legged angry pirate

When youa are having sex and you spit on her back, so she rolls over. Then you cum in her eye and then kick her in the shin so she will be chasing you like a one legged angry pirate

“Cum in me mac daddy,” She says.?Then he proceeds to use the one legged angry pirate

by abc-0032 December 26, 2017

Caesar's Angry Pirate

When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!

The dog was licking my balls so hard that I did a Caesar's Angry Pirate.

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Reverse Angry Pirate

When she unexpectedly rolls you backward and Pegs you missionary style while returning the cum you just gave her, by Snowballing it to you.

Tina had stripped her way through Bible school, and gave arrogant John David a lesson by shoving him backwards for a missionary Pegging while she Snowballed his own cum into his mouth as she rode him - Tina reversed the roles in a Reverse Angry Pirate.

by cb757 March 3, 2024

Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

Angry Houdini-Pirate

As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed

"Did you hear what Scotty did last night? He gave Brianna an Angry Houdini-Pirate!"

by broskiparty May 15, 2009