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Acne

by wadguhbadguh January 6, 2024
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lepr-acne

Lepracne is a combination of the words leprosy and acne. It means acne that gets way out of control, to such an extent that even real physicians mistake patients that have it for animals or other nonhuman objects. Most teenagers suffer from lepracne, but their parents and other adults refuse to set up doctor appointments to get prescriptions to reduce its effects on them because they do not give a fuck about them. Usually, lepracne is considered a horrible, often terminal skin disease that is so goddamn uncomfortable that it leads to many homicide or suicide cases; however, some rape-o-phobes readily choose to contract it to increase their ugliness in order to not get raped/violated by sick fucks.
Innocent, Posh Teenager: Mom, a bunch of large, painfully itchy buboes are heavily covering my skin, but everytime I cause them to make contact with anything in order to remove them, they rupture blood. I fear that I will never be able to get full rid of them without bleeding to death. Would you please help me?
Skanky Stepmother: Don't worry honey. Sweety pie, it's just lepr-acne.

(After a brief period of gentle silence) STOP FUCKING AROUND, OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT A DEAD TOAD AND THROW A BOWLING BALL AT YOUR TESTICLES!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE!
by E idiots dei April 22, 2020
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Acne-free

Emma is not Acne-Free, maybe she should get some help.
by AcneKiller January 6, 2021
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Acne

A gay skin condition that may be mistaken as a horrific case of herpes.
My acne was so bad my boyfriend thought I had herpes, wants to break up, and get tested.
by Lilgoatfamily July 8, 2018
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Acne

Basically a face std bc like an std it prevents u from ever getting fucked
Sarah wouldn’t fuck me last night cuz she said my acne was kicking in and I looked like a pepperoni pizza
by Sexy beast124 May 31, 2019
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Acne

An obsession with your lack of knowledge by which you think you are doing your face some good but are actually the cause of your disgrace!
Isn't it a miracle! When you stop touching your face your acne gets better!
by federici July 23, 2018
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acne

the most annoying thing that crushes someone’s confidence. when you wake up and look in the mirror before school and realise your face is covered in these inescapable red pimples. no matter how hard you try you always leave the house with a full coverage foundation and concealer, hoping those annoying boys won’t laugh at your face, and the mean girls saying you “try too hard” just because your wearing so much makeup to cover up your acne.
“ew that person has so much acne, she probably never washes her face”
by ermyoudontknowme01 September 9, 2023
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