poll pox

the rash that strippers get from working the pole too much (also thought to be caused with a reaction with the brass or cleaners)
dancer: "I need to work tomorrow cause rents coming up but i've got a mean case of poll pox!"
by nawty newbe May 19, 2006
Get the poll pox mug.

lazy pox

Being lazy
Dude he's got lazy pox.
by Savagemanjeff2768 March 01, 2017
Get the lazy pox mug.

Wookiee-Pox

A deadly disease found throughout the galaxy. It can be spread through saliva, fur-transplants and "wookiee-juice." It effects Kashyyykians, Ewoks, Daggets, Cookie-Monsters, Earth-squirrels and Tribbles, amongst others.

Symptoms may include hairy bumps near the hindquarters, kidney lice, discoloration of hairballs and aggressive stools.
We had to put Muffet down because, after weeks of suffering through Wookiee-Pox, he couldn't recover.
by Captain_RibMan July 07, 2011
Get the Wookiee-Pox mug.

pox nix

A term used when you see a person, place or thing that is very unwelcome. The disgusting person, place or thing is the pox. Nix becomes "i want none of that".
When passing a cafe where you have had bad food you gesture to the place and say, to your friend, pox nix.
by My brother's sister September 04, 2017
Get the pox nix mug.

Tweaker Pox

When a person who is addicted to drugs picks their face to the point of looking like they have a severe case of chicken pox.
Britney Spears’s husband showed up at her wedding with tweaker pox and got tackled and arrested for trespassing
by Tbone diddley June 11, 2022
Get the Tweaker Pox mug.

monkey pox

An evil disease that was delivered to mankind via the gopher, who are slaves to their evil monkey masters.
George showed up at my front door with a package. He was itching himself(a symptom of monkey pox) so I killed him and blew up the package.
by Fowzilla November 25, 2003
Get the monkey pox mug.

pubic pox

A less known STD that is very common. Pubic Pox consists of small red bumps around pubic area. Also know as Molluscum Contagiosum.
"Sorry, I can have sex right now, the doctor just dripped liquid nitrogen around my cock to remove my pubic pox."
by westjesse January 08, 2009
Get the pubic pox mug.