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Acute Pathogen

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Dude, you need to get tested, that girl you slept with has acute pathogen!
by bamoozle May 14, 2011
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Acute Disese

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A Disese that gets alot of chicks
that acute disese gets alot of chicks
by Scientific Professor April 28, 2003
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Acute DSB Sickness

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Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.
Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.

L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness
by danthegmgman May 10, 2010
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Acute Technological ADD

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A severe technological/informational overload that, over time, defocuses and numbs individuals such that they fail to close communication loops effectively and/or efficiently and, eventually, in acute cases, fail to respond at all.
The ding-dongs at Time Warner Cable are suffering from Acute Technological ADD. No matter what happens, they never get it right, and they rarely call me back.
by LiveDeliberately January 25, 2011
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Acute Penial Disorder

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This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.
by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011
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Acute Intra-sistaitis

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A very serious illness affecting the internal organs. Its occurs when the host (often non-black) is housing a younger middle age soulful black woman. This said black woman often grows inside of the host affecting their music taste, vernacular, and often accompanied by loud outburst of soulful hearty singing without warning. This persist undetected until the untimely end of the incubation process (often in the month of February , during Kwanzaa, or sometime at soulful R&B concerts and occasionally at church services). resulting in the host being absorbed and taken over completely. Although not fatal, there is a largely notable increase in attitude, melatonin, and overall spice and sassiness once this process has run its course. ...Do your part to detect AIS as early as you can.
"Boy Samantha keeps breaking out in bellows of soulful song, i hope she doesn't have Acute Intra-sistaitis."
by MJM health journal December 27, 2012
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pronounced(a-cu-tious)(r is silent)
a cute mysterious person who you talk to in person and tell your friends about.
did you see the new student, he's so acuterious
by ohaimarrk July 10, 2018
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