7/11 fail

to be brought down by the weight of one's own hype
to be hoisted on one's own petard


Stems from the server crashes experienced by Apple Computer on July 11, 2008 during the simultaneous launch of the 3G iPhone, the iPhone and iPod Touch 2.0 OS, and MobileMe, which resulted in chaos at stores and inability to update for millions

"I tried to host a house party last night, but I put it on Facebook and five hundred people showed up. The cops had to break it up with the riot squad."
"Dude, you got a 7/11 fail."

by Sovetskysoyuz July 12, 2008

7/11 day

like saying "have a good day" but better.

"have a 7/11 day dude!"

by hugh jass's shoes July 14, 2022

A 7/11 slurpee

You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)

Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!

by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011

7/11 Mafia

Straight G's!!!!!!

Da 7/11 Mafia gunna pull up foe ya Big Macs, betta make it snappy nigga..

by BigEcheeezz January 15, 2019

7-11 Feet

noun: to have such stank dirty feet that you look like some crack whore walking up into 7-11 at 3:00am with no shoes on.

No matter how many times that dirty bitch scrubbed her feet, Sarah ALWAYS had 7-11 feet.

by Ginitrix November 3, 2006

7/11 attacks

The worst terrorist attack in history

During the 7/11 attacks, thousands of muslims celebrated in New Jersey

by Put you are Name here June 2, 2017

Monsey 7/11

The 7/11 in Monsey where all the 13-17 year old girls hang out to be sketchy and talk to guys

Omg Suri lets go to the Monsey 7/11 so we can see boys and talk to them it’ll be so fun our parents will never find out

by HotChani October 25, 2018