A fruity 3 "man" band who "sing" about friendship and such. 99% of the girl teen population has a weird obsession over them. Every girl who is in love with them has an I.Q. lower than a fish.
The Jonas brothers all claim to be straight, but their so far in the closet that "they are having adventures in Narnia." They try to hide the fact that they have vaginas by stuffing them with paper during photo shoots.
The Jonas brothers all claim to be straight, but their so far in the closet that "they are having adventures in Narnia." They try to hide the fact that they have vaginas by stuffing them with paper during photo shoots.
fan girl-" OMJ I SAW THE JONAS BROTHERS ON TV LAST NIGHT AND I PEED A LITTLE AND CRYED!!!!!!!!1111!!!!"
Smart person-"stfu please?"
Smart person-"stfu please?"
by Zipitty September 7, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. by I'm Blah October 14, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A shitty and talentless band that plays Excrement falsely classified as rock music. The common Jonas Brothers fan that I have come across claims to be a hardcore rocker. When these fans are asked about rock legends such as Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Nirvana they scratch their head in confusion.
Jimmy: My favorite band is the Jonas Brothers.
Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
by Coerce1 March 17, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. by this one's for you, zoe January 7, 2010
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. One of the four members of the Jonas Brothers "music" band. As sellouts, they have absolutely no talent and only appeal to 9-15 year old girls.
12 Year old girl;
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
by Earthling 12345476586646876798 February 28, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothermug. The quintessence of faggotry. Possible target for assassination. Worst music of all time which promotes stupidity.
Teacher:"Give me a sentence for quintessence Johny."
Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."
Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"
Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."
Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"
by Manwithamilliondollars March 11, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. 1. Epitome of FAIL and worse.
2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
5. definition of GAY
2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
5. definition of GAY
Jonas Brothers free time.
Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*
Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*
by pizzamanilla January 24, 2010
Get the Jonas Brothersmug.