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Life

Something you need to live, but screws you up everytime.
My life is my life and your life is your life but when life doesn't like us our life becomes the devil's life then you fight life back and your life becomes life's life and my life becomes your life because you give me part of your life and when you do that life's comes for me and gives me part of its life and when that's done my life becomes your life and your life becomes my life and the devil's life becomes life's life but then there's a twist life is actually the life of your life that came out of the devil's life from your friend's life so our lives react and form a nuclear explosion which results in life's life getting taken away and then we all lose our life and die.
by Life's Victim March 7, 2017
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Life

Life is ...what you make it. You feel like shit? Because you want to feel like shit! You feel happy? Because your enjoying your life. If your living life might as well make the best of it. You don't like it? Don't take the easy way out by killing yourself, do something extreme to make your life more thrilling.
"Nothing in life is certain, except death"
"I heard life sucks, BOY AM I GLAD I DON'T HAVE ONE"
by LiveLife May 30, 2006
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Life

A bird shit on my head when i was on my date.
That's life for ya.
by Sean Gilmour March 15, 2008
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Life

Is what your doing right now. Don't ignore it. Live it. Don't get left behind and don't leave others behind take them for a ride.
I can't go on.
There's always tomorrow
by Maddy May 13, 2005
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Life

A beautiful gift that you are only given one chance to do your best at. Nothing is better than it.
I'm Sorry, you should ask for deletion of this because it is inacurate and disturbing. If your happy its because your doing something wrong
by Haryazz December 10, 2003
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Life

Lifes a Bitch and then you marry one.
Dude my life is a god dam bitch!.

Good thing you didnt marry one like me.
by The Lunch Maker! May 7, 2008
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Life

You know what life really is? You're born.you suck your mother's tits.you get older, you suck your girlfriends tits.You get married.You suck your wife's tits.Someone sucks your tits in the morgue
Two types of people in this world (Leaders and followers) only there's a shortage on 1 of them
by Whiteblood June 15, 2004
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