stalker level

Way of measuring the creepiness of a stalker on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the creepiest. To break it down:

1-3: Non-threatening stalker. Might be creepy but not always. Unlikely to force a meeting or conversation between themself and the stalkee.

4-6: Has the potential to seek the stalkee out, but won't for certain. The middle ground on the stalker level, for those stalkers whose motives you aren't sure of.

7-9: Creepy stalker. Will go out of his or her way to try and meet or converse with the stalkee. Never knowingly go to a place you may encounter a 7-9 level stalker by yourself.

10: File the restraining order.

To determine how serious your stalker problem is, consult the stalker level scale.

by el greco January 22, 2007

Stacked

Means you are
1.Well built, muscley
2.Packing big titties (e.g. Porn star Lovette, good example of stacked)

1.I wouldn't trouble that bouncer, he's fucking STACKED!
2.Look at those tits on her, she's STACKED!

by ©™ October 15, 2003

Stalkerbook

A term given to someone who uses the power of their facebook to perve on other peoples facebook pages for an inapropriate amount of time learning more about their life then you do your own. Intensified to platinum if the stalkee is a complete stranger who is amongst the stalkers friends via the grapevine.

Person A : "Look at this hunk"
Person B : "Oooo how do you know him?"
Person A : "I don't, I found him whilst stalkerbooking"

by Eggsbutnobacaan April 21, 2009

Stacked

Big-bosomed

Did you catch that chick on 34th and Main? She was stacked!

by DDDDDD March 4, 2002

Spaceface Stalker

n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners

Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"

Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"

by DudeA March 24, 2009

Hokie Stalker

Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.

I was gonna talk to her today after class, but then I decided to just look her up on Hokie Stalker.

by elemental July 1, 2005

friend stalker

A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.

Ellen is such a friend stalker, she won't stop calling me! I don't even like her!

by Jaja A August 12, 2006