Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Monkey water

Slang word used for mix of water, heroine and light among drug addicts.
It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.

-Hey I copped some H. what should we do?
-Let's do some monkey water!

by 1010110110 February 15, 2013

Monkey Water

The fluid secreted from the penis during intercourse before climax

Good for lubrication but can often lead to pregnancy

Oh no baby I got you pregnant with my monkey water

by RealismIsKey November 21, 2019

monkey water

loose change used for frivolous purposes.

monkey water is used for drinking, gambling, loose women, and the like.

by total man January 1, 2012

Monkey Water

Another word for dog water mostly used by Masteroogway

You're litterally monkey water

by x2 Salz February 1, 2021

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016