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There's a reason people don't want to serve 

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.
Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

That's what the government want you to think... 

Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.
Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.

Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...

You want to play, let’s play 

Chamber’s ult on enemy team that scares the living shit out of everyone.
Chamber: You want to play, let’s play. The other team: alright time to head out.

It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To 

A special burger with havarti cheese that comes on rye bread
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To, you should try it!"

i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) 

used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?

baby momma to dad: no

dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!

baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.